That sounds like Red from "That '70s Show," surveying his "healthy" vegetarian supper:

"This isn't food. This is what food EATS!"

I recall seeing a nature show where they used time-lapse photography to show what jungle plants and vines are really doing. Which is trying to starve, strangle and poison each other. Nothing gentle or peaceful there. If plants could move like that in real time, we'd all be on the run.