"In those older Scottish writings, golf is variously spelled gouff, goiff, goffe, goff, gowff, and golph. Our modern determination to have only one correct spelling for each word would have struck our ancestors as hilariously pedantic and priggish."

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.htm, debunking the Internet myth that "golf" is an acronym.
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