Scrubbing out the road rash doesn't have to hurt-a kindly ER type can use topical lidocaine products, if they choose to do so. Which they usually don't.Call it part of the patient education program... Proctologists can be dangerous at the scene-a friend found one at an mvc (that the proctologist had caused by running a light). The doc had a big bottle of injectable morphine in his black bag, and was administering it iv to the otherwise untreated little old ladies in the other car. The lawsuit dragged on for ages, but the professional misconduct proceeding went real fast.