A french pilot was frustrated over the laxative effect of CASTROL Oil fumes used as his rotary engine lubricant. A custom trapdoor was sewn into his jumpsuit and a matching hole in the wicker seat and doped fabric of the Nieuport 17. When he felt the fumes overpowering a quick dive on german trenches followed. He was awarded a medal for this initiative <img src="images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> A british pilot jumped a zeppelin over London, only to have his gun jam. He hammered repeatedly on the receiver with the provided hammer for such malfunctions. When that failed he angrily threw the hammer at the zeppelin . Seconds ( and a few thousand feet higher) later he regained control of his camel pup and observed a massive fireball where the zeppelin had been. My vote goes to the russian pilot who towed a small SEA ANCHOR behind his Moraine Saunier monoplane and snagged the wing of an Aviatik. it worked- both crashed <img src="images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />