But you see, stirring up other women's interests in me only shows DW that she posses something of high value. Let's say a fellow ETS lady sends me pictures of herself in a Milla Jovovich-Resident Evil inspired zombie-fighting outfit. When DW sees these pictures it only confirms that I was worth catching. Why would she settle for someone no one else wants? More importantly, her view of herself improves because she knows I chose her among a field of many.
Hmmmmmm... Perhaps my problem is that my wife is already convinced that she has secured as a husband an impeccable male specimen of the species (issue of having two Y chromosomes instead of XY aside), and naturally expects attacks from every wicked city woman in a thousand mile radius without any need of further evidence.
P.S. Reminds me, her birthday is coming up - I think I'll get her one of those zombie fighting outfits.