You know, this is all like a bad Hollywood movie. I mean, We KNOW the black guy always gets killed first, and the Pilot is always late- and ours suddenly doesn't believe in BAILOUTS? Chuck Norris lost interest when his man failed to win the party nomination, so we don't even have a main protagonist, just this new love interest who can see Russia from her house. Well rooty toot toot. I can see Mexico from mine and there's a lot more hostile foot traffic.
In anycase, I'm letting this thread keep twisting until we have enough rope to tie a knot at the end and all HANG ON!