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#148439 - 09/11/08 02:34 PM Clown classification
benjammin Offline
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My earlier post on the other forum got me to thinking, what sort of clown would be the best in a survival situation? I gotta think the worst would either be one of them Killer Clowns from Outer Space, or else maybe a zombie clown.

In fact, for those of you who've been to the circus, what would be the best thing you could have from there in a gen purp survival situation?

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#148443 - 09/11/08 02:39 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: benjammin]
OldBaldGuy Offline
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I want a good lookin' girl clown, and a trained elephant to ride around on...
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#148447 - 09/11/08 02:43 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: OldBaldGuy]
benjammin Offline
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That's something I ain't never seen, the clown part anyways.

I gotta think that elephant will drink all your water.
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#148449 - 09/11/08 02:45 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: OldBaldGuy]
truckergut Offline
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Heck yeah! A trained elephant would come in really handy around the house, but I'd have to go with the sword swallower as my second choice. laugh

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#148459 - 09/11/08 03:01 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: benjammin]
Stu Offline
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Originally Posted By: benjammin
That's something I ain't never seen, the clown part anyways.

I gotta think that elephant will drink all your water.

Yea, but you could eat for months after the Elephant tried to drink my water.......
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#148464 - 09/11/08 03:14 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: benjammin]
OldBaldGuy Offline
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"... elephant will drink all your water..."

But then he will "smell" water elsewhere and take us there...
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#148484 - 09/11/08 04:40 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: benjammin]
Susan Offline
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I would like to have the little car that holds 27 clowns. It should hold a lot of supplies.

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#148509 - 09/11/08 07:26 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: ]
BillLiptak Offline
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Registered: 12/19/07
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My wife got that movie as a gag gift one year....he is clown-a-phobic. Still hasn't watched the movie. I personally love it. I'd take the rifle that encapsulates the target into a balloon. That way when I need to hunt for food I can shoot a moose, tie a string to him and let him float behing me to the slaughter house. Minimal effort, maximum satisfaction.

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#148535 - 09/11/08 10:19 PM Re: Clown classification [Re: BillLiptak]
Art_in_FL Offline
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It is obvious the only correct answer is, of course, the old 'sad hobo' clown.

He is old and sad but he is also quite spry and lively and must be doing something right. Good times and bad the hobo clown lives on the border of town, lives on the fat of the land, does odd jobs as needed, survives ,and with his bindle and stick he gets on down the road. The sad hobo clown is a survivor.

The alien clown is no good. I'm not an alien, illegal or otherwise, so I don't qualify. Ditto with the zombie clown.




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#148600 - 09/12/08 09:43 AM Re: Clown classification [Re: Art_in_FL]
LumpyJaw Offline
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Loc: Virginia, USA
The worst clown to survive with would be "Pennywise" from Stephen King's It. That's some scary stuff.

+1 on the sad hobo clown. The performer's name was Emmett Kelly and his character's name was "Weary Willie".

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