My thinking is that saying reporters are "imbedded" and pilots are making "package deliveries downtown" is basically just a marketing ploy. It gives the news a fresh, hip sound to attract the same mindless, young drones who don't get your disrespected joke. To take the joke to the next level I was going to reply in Ebonics, but I don't have a clue how to translate it into a written language. <img src="images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Ed