I wish I could be on a more amiable footing with Mr No Shoulders, but when traipsing around in Eastern Washington on my friends property, our rule is simple, if they are close to areas where the kids and animals go, they must be dissuaded from threatening their health and safety. This is normally accomplished with a .410 bore negotiating instrument, although I have once happened upon one when only armed with a .38 snub nosed revolver. The first two were snake loads and the other three were JHPs, he got them all and half a reload before I was suitably satisfied with the results of my marksmanship to cease fire.
In Texas, our family always found the standard variety of garden hoe to be a wonderful instrument of destruction. My experiences with cottonmouths is they are always aggressive and because of their demeaner, they immediately warrant destruction, if I am capable at that time.
Herpetologists cringe at the mention of my name. If I were capable of flight, I am certain I would have made Mach 2 on several occasions of my close encounters. My high pitched screaming would shame opera sopranos.