Doug,
That was truly cruel. I think I pulled my groin muscle jumping up and down thinking you all had finally received a huge grant... then I read on. By the middle of the second paragraph I was wondering whether you or Coast Guard had lost their minds... or both. Then reality hit me when I checked the date on my watch; I had been taken. I can still hear the gears on the fishing reel click as I was being reeled in. That was a classic! Now I need to go ice down my groin.
Take care, George