My local oaktrees dump the single most nutritous food source onto sidewalks and people sweep them away as trash. I go out at night with my REAL nieghbors; skunks, ducks, racoons and opposums and collect snails for the empty #10 pail( the one my Y2k fearing nieghbor finally tossed full of red durum wheat) with purging cornstarch.

I leave the earthworms alone though. This Chumash Shaman revealed they were one of my two totem spirit guides. For $50 you can pay a Ward Churchill, 1/8 lakota follower for a 'sweat' and get a eagle or wolf assigned to you.I just outstared this shaman WEARING his Ray-Banns and he decided I was worthy.

I could take you to a oceanside restaurant with a fancy french name. They charge $100 for grilled Abalone. Abalone is just a big old sea snail with a pretty shellcalifornians used as ashtrays for cigarettes before it became unhealthy to breath smoke. The New Agers burn white sage in tehm now before sweeping down their driveways of Acorns.

But being it's lunchtime, I have a craving for my weekly burger, vanilla shake and onion rings.Sometimes the soul needs junk food and Micky Spillane literature Supersize me baby.@_V