When belt (water pump or cooling fan) in your car breaks down you can use the stocking to replace it.

Pull the over your head either as a bug net or face mask to rob a liquor store.

Present them as a gift to unfriendly Amazon women tribe that you stumbled upon. Make sure you complement them on looks after stockings are in place.

After milking the cow and beating the milt use stockings to fish out small pieces of cheese. When you have enough, tie the open end, squeeze water out and smoke it or let it sit to mature.

Enter local beauty contest, win and for a prize, buy a ticket to go home.

Make a butterfly or fish net.

Matt