We won't even get into what you can't see in the picture...


Warning: True story not for the faint-hearted:


When I was in nursing school I was helping an patient transfer from bed to chair, he was in his 90's.

When I sat him up on the side of the bed, he recoiled in discomfort saying "oh, oh, oh!"

I asked him if he had pulled his abdominal incision, he replied "no, I'm sitting on my balls! The damned things just get in the way sometimes... I should just cut them off and be done with it...."