Wait a minute, in less than five years I'll look like samhain?!
Oh dear God...
-Blast
We won't even get into what you can't see in the picture...
Warning: True story not for the faint-hearted:When I was in nursing school I was helping an patient transfer from bed to chair, he was in his 90's.
When I sat him up on the side of the bed, he recoiled in discomfort saying "oh, oh, oh!"
I asked him if he had pulled his abdominal incision, he replied "no, I'm sitting on my balls! The damned things just get in the way sometimes... I should just cut them off and be done with it...."