What no mention of seasoning?

And if there was ever a reason to have a pop-up, roof mounted machine gun, this is it. I wonder who upgrades those ubiquitous black customized Suburbans parked all around Wall St. Every soccer mom should have one. (If you haven't seen them, you won't know what I'm talking about.)
Anyway, from Doug's message, it looks like threads such as this one will be tolerated...