Ok, gentlemen, now let's get to the brass tacks:
1) What's the longest after its expiration date that you've eaten an MRE?
2) How much Imodium did you require?
3) How loudly did your wife say, "I told you so!"
4) How long did you wait before trying it again?
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman