My dogs are a three-pronged defense. First, the Newfoundland runs at you for a joyous licking, but accidentally knocks you down when she jumps up and puts her paws on top of your head. Many people run when they see her coming because she looks more like a black bear than a dog. Then the German Shepard distracts you by snarling and barking ferociously. Then the Jack Russel Terrier sneaks up during the distraction and bites you in the nuts.

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