I once received a QSL card from A station in upstate New York concerning a broadcast/conversation that I was having from GTMO, Cuba with USCG CommSta New Orleans.
It had been a rather interesting conversation and the QSL card addressed the issues we were discussing with a single question at the bottom of the card, "Did your buns get chopped off?"
The answer was NO!
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QMC, USCG (Ret)
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