"With LifeCaps in your backpack or emergency kit, you have confidence in knowing you are always prepared, no matter what. These unique capsules can help sustain your life in an emergency, even when food is not readily available for whatever reason."
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Gee, I’m so glad that survival’s
lowest priority, food, has been so thoroughly taken care of. Now if only they can compress a liter of water down into a pill.
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