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#138724 - 07/05/08 11:30 AM World's Funniest Signature Lines
Spiritwalker Member Registered: 11/16/06 Posts: 104	I got a good laugh out of this one and thought it would be great to share some funny internet forum signature lines you've come across. Quote: Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not just any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think. Edited by Spiritwalker (07/05/08 11:33 AM)
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#139687 - 07/15/08 03:31 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Spiritwalker]
Willowmaker Stranger Registered: 01/03/05 Posts: 3	"Life is hard, if you are stupid...it is harder."
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#139741 - 07/15/08 10:51 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Willowmaker]
leemann Soylent Green Addict Registered: 02/08/04 Posts: 623 Loc: At the soylent green plant.	See mine. Lee Edited by leemann (07/15/08 10:52 PM) _________________________ It's the year 2022...People are still the same They'll do anything to get what they need. And they need Soylent Green. http://datacore.sciflicks.com/soylent_green/sounds/soylent_green_people.wav RIP OBG
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#139782 - 07/16/08 02:44 AM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: leemann]
OldBaldGuy Geezer Registered: 09/30/01 Posts: 5695 Loc: Former AFB in CA, recouping fr...	Life's a [censored]. Then you die... _________________________ OBG
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#139792 - 07/16/08 11:19 AM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: OldBaldGuy]
JustinC Newbie Registered: 10/17/07 Posts: 48 Loc: New England	If you pick it, it won't heal.
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#139865 - 07/16/08 07:45 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: NightHiker]
Stu I am not a P.P.o.W. Old Hand Registered: 05/16/05 Posts: 1058 Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State	From Scaaty Lobo A bad day living beats a good day dead _________________________ Our most important survival tool is our brain, and for many, that tool is way underused! SBRaider Head Cat Herder
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#139874 - 07/16/08 08:53 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Spiritwalker]
bsmith day hiker Addict Registered: 02/15/07 Posts: 590 Loc: ventura county, ca	if you don't think too good, don't think too much. stan musial Edited by bsmith (07/16/08 08:53 PM) _________________________ “Everyone should have a horse. It is a great way to store meat without refrigeration. Just don’t ever get on one.” - ponder's dad
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#139890 - 07/16/08 11:06 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Stu]
Hanscom Journeyman Registered: 11/23/05 Posts: 86	Computers allow people to make more mistakes in less time than anything since the invention of tequila and automatic weapons.
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#139892 - 07/16/08 11:17 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Hanscom]
weldon Journeyman Registered: 09/09/05 Posts: 64	When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to [censored] you off, remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
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#139988 - 07/17/08 01:55 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: weldon]
LumpyJaw Journeyman Registered: 08/04/07 Posts: 87 Loc: Virginia, USA	See mine, straight from Arlen, TX.
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