Some friends were at the beach one day, in two pickups, driving up and down in the sand, checking out the girls. They were stopped door to door, facing in opposite directions. One guy had to offload some beer (or something), so he got between the two pickups, with both drivers doors opened, providing a measure of privacy. After a look at each other, both drivers took off, leaving him standing there watering the sand, with a jillion people looking at him. Ah, to be a kid again...