#138724 - 07/05/08 11:30 AM
World's Funniest Signature Lines
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I got a good laugh out of this one and thought it would be great to share some funny internet forum signature lines you've come across. Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not just any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.
Edited by Spiritwalker (07/05/08 11:33 AM)
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#139687 - 07/15/08 03:31 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
[Re: Spiritwalker]
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"Life is hard, if you are stupid...it is harder."
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#139782 - 07/16/08 02:44 AM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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Life's a [censored]. Then you die...
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#139865 - 07/16/08 07:45 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
[Re: NightHiker]
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I am not a P.P.o.W.
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From Scaaty Lobo
A bad day living beats a good day dead
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#139874 - 07/16/08 08:53 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
[Re: Spiritwalker]
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day hiker
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if you don't think too good,
don't think too much.
stan musial
Edited by bsmith (07/16/08 08:53 PM)
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#139890 - 07/16/08 11:06 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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Journeyman
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Computers allow people to make more mistakes in less time than anything since the invention of tequila and automatic weapons.
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#139892 - 07/16/08 11:17 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to [censored] you off, remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
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#140381 - 07/19/08 04:51 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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Though it's getting a bit worn and will soon be obsolete, and perhaps it is too political, I still like "Frodo failed, Bush has the Ring"
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#140383 - 07/19/08 04:58 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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Youth of the Nation
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I laugh at a joke thrice
once when its told to me
once when its explained to me
and once five minutes later when I get it
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#140679 - 07/21/08 11:27 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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There is no personal problem too large that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives.
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#140695 - 07/22/08 01:28 AM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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From a hiking forum i frequent, "If youre in a hurry, then why are you walking?"
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#141098 - 07/24/08 01:16 AM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
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Just a few nuggets from my email signature files:
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Hi! Dave's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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This is not an answering machine, this is a telepathic thought recording device. At the beep, thing about your name, think about your number, and think about your reason for calling. We'll think about calling you back.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
-- Software manual
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
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!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH
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"Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else and thinking something different."
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Education is what you get from reading the small print;
experience is what you get from not reading it.
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#141155 - 07/24/08 12:44 PM
Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines
[Re: leemann]
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"Stick with me and you'll be farting through silk."
Actor Robert Mitchum after he proposed to his future wife, Dorothy Spence, in the late 1930s. Mitchum remained married to Dorothy until his death in 1997.
An IMDB users signature line
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