I have a few crews that they would be hard-pressed to match in that regard. I remember one pair of deckhands that were not allowed to leave the vessel without square pieces of carboard with 6 inch sides, that were hung on strings and placed around their necks.

The signs said: "Hello my name is ________. I am a deckhand on the Tugboat _________. If found please call ______." It had the boat's cell phone number.

The Captain and Engineer were worse in terms of drinking than either deckhand.