Priest:
  You may tell your friend to carry a small squirt gun filled with Ammomia to use on the DOGs that chase her on her way home. (the sqirt guns is for dogs with 4 legs, officer,that is why it was in my possession.) 

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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
      Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way
      I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved