Ok, thanks! You must be a man who carries two knives! 
Of course.  And I do it just about every darn day, including those like today when I wore a suit and tie into an office in New York, NY.  
And if you looked at how much I posted today, you'd be able to tell I was bored today.  So, I think I'm going to sign off for the rest of the day before I wear out my welcome.