Hell, at your age they consider you an absolute wonderment. Very few people made it to that age. And with most of your teeth and eyesight too. And walking without a stick. Near about a miracle.

And then the cry of 'WITCH!' was heard ... last thing you remember it was getting warm.

Actually, the way I understand it, you could likely pass for someone half your age back in 1000AD.

Besides I'm not too much younger.

Having some Viagra would be good. Anything that would allow the king to 'salute the queen' one last time would have real value. A small gold coin might represent a years wage for well off peasant family.