I think that I would take the pantyhose over the pet stuff. Plus, you could peel the pantyhose off and use them to shine
your shoes. Or rob the local 711 (just kidding about that)...

ps: re use of panty hose. I walked the street of The Loop in Chicago long long ago with a young lady (NOT a street walker) in the dead of winter. For those of you who have not been to the Windy City in winter, it is COLD there. I wore a wool winter weight uniform, with long johns, she wore a pretty short skirt and panty hose. She appeared to stay warmer than I did. Maybe Broadway Joe had something there...