Well, then you're a better man than me. <img src="images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

People used to give me funny looks (in the mid-80's) when I just rappelled with a swiss seat and a non-locking "D" ring. I was told that it was the "Army" way and not safe enough. Apparently, if you're getting shot at you're allowed to take more risks when getting out of the helicopter / down the cliff. Of course, a burning building would also qualify.

Anyway, I was quickly informed of the virtue of fig-eights and break bars, as well as harnesses made out of webbing. Now, I'm way too fat and weak to be trying to dissapate that much heat energy over my body.

If it ever comes down to it, I'll be takin' that harness while you slide on down. Thanks in advance! <img src="images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

I actually met my wife on a camping/caving trip also. She was a real sport until I married her... alas, now she "doesn't have any interest in that kind of thing anymore." Sounds like you got a good one.