Scene: Me and another person are casually standing around in some generic outdoor setting....
Casual Bystander: "What's that on your shoulder?"
Me: "A backpack." I casually answer.
Casual Bystander (indifferently): "Oh."
Alternate ending to that riveting scene
Casual Bystander (indifferently): "What's in it?"
Me (indifferently): "My stuff."
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"Its not a matter of being ready as it is being prepared" -- B. E. J. Taylor