"Bait 'em in, then blast their bones to davey jones' locker, har!"

You just want to have too much fun! I'll bet that would make a nice cruise... "Benjammin's Pirate-Baiting Cruise". Wanna go! Wanna go!

Can we do that here in the U.S.? Pleeeze? A lot of armament and a nice welcome-to-my-parlour web.

Sue