I know it's a bit out of subject, but I did found it was a good joke  (at least, one I did understand ...)  :
At a scottish gathering, an americain news reporterwoman ask a man, in full national attire : 'I know it's a delicate question, but is anything worn under the kilt ?".
His answer, in a deep and manly voice :"Well no,Madam, I can assure you everything is in good working order ....."
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Alain