Maybe "well seasoned" is a nice way to say it?

I wonder what we're carrying in our "modern" FAK's that someone in future years will be laughing at? I guess in 50+ years people will have AED's built into their watch or something? No, they won't have watches then will they, the time will be thought implanted. They'll have some PDA implant that can keep your calendar, make video calls, play music, connect to the Web, remind you of your wife's birthday (maybe order the flowers and send a card for you), and restart your heart by just thinking about it? It'll probably tell you it's notifying your insurance company after the heart attack to increase your risk profile and your premium at the same time...