Where was the sweet little kitty?
As God as my witness, I thought kitties could fly...
Reminds me of an old "WKRP In Cincinatti" episode where they run a promotion at Thanksgiving, and drop live turkeys over a shopping mall parking lot... Les Nessman is covering it live, and does a broadcast like the Hindenburg disaster.
"Live turkeys plumeting to the ground, oh the humanity..."
Later, the station manager says:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"