See: http://www.equipped.org/ets_news_0106.txt

Very nice. Thanks for making my third shift boredom a little less

-Bill Liptak

As always.......a great read.......LOL....LOL.....LOL.

Can't wait for next Mar 32!

Doug, A great read I know you put March 32 to see if we were really looking. lol

Hopefuly this year the 'Hoodlums' at HoodsWoods have brewed their anthill droppings tea before reading. The disclaimers in past years got wearisome.

DR,

You are outragious! I laughed so hard I shot coffee out my nose.(That burned!) Thanks for a good laugh.
kmat

An hah... For some reason I have the feeling that this actually isn't happening... On another note My schools Vice President(hehe I love coincidences) said that we would all get in-n-out this friday...he made the whole school really mad really quickly...

Happy April to you too!

DR

Well done as always. I read through each year since it started and it is always a great laugh. BTW my calendar says Jan. 91st.

I see men in white coats coming so I guess I have to sign off...

Thank You,

Blitz

Can we get FEMA to go in with the Coast Guard on this one? I'm sure that Starbuck's can get set up in less than 72 hours.

>> Can we get FEMA to go in with the Coast Guard on this one? I'm sure that Starbuck's can get set up in less than 72 hours. <<

It's not the Starbuck's timeline you have to worry about. If FEMA is running things, they may allow Starbuck's to set up 12-14 weeks after the event (and only after they can confirm in writing that the operation will conform to the Davis-Bacon Act and the Stafford Act). Remember, for FEMA a disaster is not a human suffering problem - it is first and foremost a paperwork problem and a CYA problem. You want to make sure you can't fail an audit in the future. Hurts career advancement, you know.

.....cliff
(like, who else?)

co-author, 2008 ETS Survival News

Congratulations on the contract and recognition that comes with it! Then again, since you announced it on a fictitious day my congrats will also be fictitious. That introduces another problem: If the release was on a fictitious day and you received fictitious congratualtions will any non-fictitious people see it? I hear Rod Serling calling.

Bump. Because all of these (ETS Survival News) should be a sticky.

Blitz