Yes yes, quite right, I swing several ways, but in the context of material acquisition and application. From a personal perspective I am a happily married and faithful heterosexual. LOL
Your levity is much appreciated. Always welcome a chance to have a laugh at myself. Keeps me from having to buy new hats too often.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)