I'd wager that most people on the ETS forums are dog people rather than cat people. That's why we think your post is too true.

All dogs do go to heaven; that's why you should have gotten a puppy, Blast. It probably would have wagged it's tail and been grateful that someone was paying attention to it during the bath.

Next time, use the toilet for cleaning the cat. Just make certain that you hold the lid down very, very tight.