Whear to start....

#1)
I was elected to get photographich evidence of revenge eneacted.
(here is the blow by blow)
Tom shoved John into his parents swimming pool in highschool. Eleven years later, John decided he had allowed Tom enough time to forget the prior transgression, and hit him in the face with a coconut creme pie, while I took Photoes. Please note this was in a public parking lot with 12 or so whitnesses.

#2)
An overly intoxicatied friend and martial arts sparring partner passed out on my couch with a Bokken (Japanese training sword, usually make of wood) and an eskrima stick (Philipino training stick usually made of rattan) in his hands. So, I took the tennis ball my dog was chewing on away from her, tossed it onto my friends chest as I Yelled Help!

The look on his face was priceless, especially when he started laffing.

I have more of them, but there is just too much to read on this site and all the books I have bought over the last 3 months or so.

Joe