Blitz, shaving her head will have more dangerous results than bathing an unhappy cat, and the damage could be even more intense than Blast had to deal with. He survived.
When I read the first post of this thread, the first person who jumped into my mind was my crazy sister in Idaho, who always wants a full explanation, no matter what the situation. For the people like her (she's not unique, unfortunately), I have the following advice, short and sweet:
"RUN, STUPID!"
Sue
Bathing a cat?
That’s easy, squirt some shampoo into a toilet, get the cat and very quickly toss it into the toilet and close the lid and hold it down. Give the cat a min to jump around (the wash cycle) and then flush the toilet. Let it refill and flush again (the rinse cycle.) Rinse twice to remove all shampoo. Stand way back and let go of the lid, all done.
PS It would be a good to keep your arms away from the edge of the toilet seat during this process….