+1 on the gorilla glue tape. The misses surprised me by bringing home a roll from Walley World along with a bottle of gorilla glue. Just when I think I have the best woman in the world, she goes and surprises me even more
By the way, it also comes in black in addition to the silver/grey.

-Bill Liptak

+1 on gaffer's tape. A top brand name for it is "PermaCel". It is available in a version whose adhesive is engineered to work at low temperatures.

Who said the tape and glue is for you to use. It might just be for use on you.

You wake up duct taped to the bed. Then it is just a quick squirt up each nostril and a long squeeze into the mouth. The glue foams and hardens in contact with moisture ... four minutes later, after a bit of a restrained thrash, your paying a visit to the great beyond.

Then it is some quick work with the butcher knife and hacksaw, after the shower curtains she bought has been laid down of course, and into the heavy duty garbage bags you go. They are then sealed with the Gorilla tape. Then a 3AM visit to that nearby construction site where the slab pour is scheduled for tomorrow morning for a quick burial.

The form boards and stakes are up and everything is ready to go so the pour crew isn't likely to look too closely or dig down. It is a 6AM pour and they have seven more to complete before sunset. They will be slinging mud to fast to notice the disturbance in the builder's sand where you were lovingly interred in your black plastic sacks. A nice 6" pour of fiber reinforced concrete and your ready to ride into eternity under a mini-mall.

Nothing like good quality duct tape and PU glue to make a job easier. Sweet dreams Bill. Sweet dreams.

Thanks for all the great suggestions and advice. I appreciate all the responses.

You are a disturbed, albeit funny, man....

Man... I like your style Art!

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Thanks MoBOB and monkey.

I think it's healthy to remember that all humans are a bit dangerous. Even those we love and think we know. Nobody is entirely predictable or defenseless. Pay attention and people will often surprise you.

I think humor is a survival skill that deserves cultivation. In my experience people who can laugh at themselves don't stay down. I hope nobody was offended.

That and quality materials, duct tape and glue in this case, make any job easier. Norm Abrams, Bob the survival guy and Hannibal Lector can all agree on that.

From Bill's wife...
Art_in_FL, who are you and where did you learn about my plans to knock off Bill? Who's your informant?!


*laughs* I really got them because I knew he would bug the bejesus out of me until he got some, so I beat him to it.