Humor? That was me being grumpy!

It was back to -30 C yesterday morning and my neighbor, unannounced, borrowed my metal snow shovel and snapped the handle trying to pry open his frozen garage door. He thought it would work better as a pry bar than his plastic shovel.
He offered me his crappy plastic shovel as a replacement but I told him he could just clear my sidewalks and driveway until I have time to find a shovel of similar quality to the one he broke. According to Punxutawaney Phil it will take me at least six more weeks to find a quality shovel!
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