"How long will she be gone"
Until Wednesday.
"how much trouble an you get into while she's gone?"
Lots, I'm pretty sure I just heard my address on the police scanner
"I recommend a meat-lovers pizza, a chocolate milkshake (with several healthy shots of Bailey's Irish Cream mixed in)"
If I post bail tomorrow I'll be getting some prime rib (on sale this week)
Gotta go quickly now, someone is pounding on the door.
Grabbin the go bag and out the back window...
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