OK - my order arrived - AT 10:23 LAST NIGHT - several DAYS after promised.

The ding-dongs from Fedex Ground finally found my house after claiming that I wasn't home for the last few days. They were delivering to the wrong house. (Hint: It's the one with the HUGE REFLECTIVE NUMBERS right at the end of the drive, the same number that's on the damn delivery slip - and a sign that says "ALL DELIVERIES TO FRONT PORCH" as you pull up the drive)

Let me tell you, someone banging on the door at that hour puts the banger 9 millimeters away from a very, very bad night.

The merchandise arrived packed badly, one of the ammo boxes just loose in there, and there were 50 9mm cartridges rattling around loose in the box because the ammo box opened up inside the outer shipping box.

Not very happy.