After a few minutes of 'small talk' when a new neighbor came over to introduce himself, his reply to my mother's mention of being a history major was "All the history I need is in the Bible!" Needless to say, they did not become fast friends.
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Originally Posted By: scafool
Camping teaches us what things we can live without.


Originally Posted By: ironraven
...Shopping appeals to the soul of the hunter-gatherer.