Nah, think more along the lines of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.

These little moments must be somehow linked to someone nearby firing up a microwave oven, and I have no idea who I am channeling then. I haven't wet myself yet, but sometimes I do forget who I am for a while.

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)