Aloha Aloha,

Just a reminder, you/your family have a permanent invitation to come and stay with us for a visit! We'd have a great time.

-Blast

O.K. Blast,

I am officially jealous. Jan 27 here it was 20 degrees and snowing all day, The Cape picked up a foot of snow!

So will you adopt me so I can go down there and enjoy the beautiful weather and help you blow things up? I'm 39 but everyone tells me I act like a four year old.

Enviously yours,

Blitz

Blitz,

Having spent years in the great white norths of Minnesota, South Dakota and New York trust me when I say I understand what you are going through. it definately sucks to be you.

Now, if I were a bad man I'd direct you to my tales of paddling around in Texas here.

And if I were a truely evil person I'd point out that all those places on my blog where I talk about paddling are within 90 minutes minutes of my house, with most under 60 minutes.

And if I were the devil incarnate I'd mention that I can paddle them year 'round...


Have a good winter.

-Blast

p.s. Oh on adopting you. That'd only work if you were a 10 month old Chinese baby. Sorry.

Aloha Blast, thanks for the invite. I'll let you know next time I make it to the great state of Texas. I was there last a couple of years ago and am not sure when I will be that way next. But mahalo!

Aloha Blast, you are a baaad man. As for being a 10 month old Chinese baby... I guess if the price is right...

Aloha OBG,

You don't understand. Paddling offshore is always available. I want the river paddling that isn't readily available for me. That is a bummer.

Please tell me my vision of you showing up on my doorstep wearing a diaper is a horribly wrong interpetation of your statement!

-Blast

Why mahalo Ken, I thought I asked you not to talk about THOSE pictures.

I agree, diaper for Izzy!

If I show up at your doorstep, it will likely be with leis and chocolate macadamia nuts.

-Blast