My dad never smoked, for whatever that is worth...

It may be worth talking too a primary care physician about using nootropic compounds (smartdrugs) - Some are over the counter supplements that aren't dangerous, others need a prescription: DLPA (Phenylalanine), Folic acid/Folate, Piracetam w/ DMAE , deprenyl(Selegiline), modafinil, etc...

Tell him it's peanut butter and see if he eats it.

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your
time, answer all of them immediately.

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?






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Answer:
If you overtake the second person and you take his
place, you are second


second question,
don't take as much time as you took for the first question,

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)





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Answer:
how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:
This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a
calculator.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another
1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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The answer is 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Her name is Mary.



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He opens his mouth and asks

The Sock

I have dementia.....

Here's some easy general knowledge ones

1. What's the closest star to the earth?
2. What was the first planet man landed a craft on?
3. What is the largest satellite orbiting the earth?
4. How many months have 28 days in them?
5. What 1976 gangster film had a hero under 5 foot tall?
6. In what film did Robert DeNiro pull a gun on Bob Hoskins?





























































































1. The Sun.
2. The Earth.
3. The Moon.
4. All months.
5. Bugsy Malone.
6. Brazil.
For 'easy' read 'trick'.
The Sock

I got the first four right but had no idea about the last two. My dementia is improving.

Don't get upset, I'm really really sorry to write this....but you sure do ask some pretty "crazy" questions Picard......

I gotta agree with you Themalemutekid!!!!!

hehehe I kindly think Picard knows what he's doing.