LOL - my students think I'm disturbed for chuckling while they're taking a quiz.

You could look at it as a waste of packaging. The optimistic survivalist realizes that he's just purchased the "Amazing Bug Out Box" for only $4.00

• Sturdy device made from biodegradable and renewable resources!
• Device can be used as emergency fire-starter!
• Device is in neutral, tan color. Will easily accept inexpensive crayon camo coloring!
• Doubles as a toy for creative children