only if you're Sue's husband

Man, and I thought I was doing well with appendectomey, tonsils removed (they grew back), two lower back ops, two right shoulder, one left shoulder, right elbow, and two ops to left eye, .22 cal pellet to that eye, third degree burn to left wrist, and more little bitty scars than I can remember. But the only broken bones are nose and left little toe (twice). One the night before I got married for the second (and last) time (who else can say that they got married with their toes duct taped together?)...

OBG... I CAN'T STAND IT! I just HAVE to ask!

Were you married with your OWN toes duct-taped together, or were you and your wife married with BOTH your toes duct-taped together?

If the latter, wasn't it hard to walk back down the aisle? And I hope neither of you were driving....

heeheeheeheeheeheehee!

Sue, whose imagination surpasses her memory