I love Canada...

I have been making a yearly pilgrimage to the Land of the Great Walleye (Northwest Ontario) for the last 27 years. Beautiful country. Moose, eagle, beer, beaver, mink, eyes, snakes... And no friggin people.


Now for the misanthropic part... I believe that as part of the great Québécois conspiracy, all Canadian federal government personnel must be bilingual, ie french and English speaking. This has led to the federal government being dominated by the Québécois. [Due to the rules of this particular forum, the following portion has been voluntarily redacted to avoid offending the delicate sensibilities of any French, Francophiles, Québécois, or other whiny sensitive types.]

Homer Simpson once referred to Canada as "America Jr."

Homer is not known as the smartest make believe character on the tube...