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#117118 - 12/22/07 04:04 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: OldBaldGuy]
ironraven Offline
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Interesting possibility- look at the word "Elvis".

The plural form of "elf" is "elves"- just a typo away. That would explain why he can be seen in so many place at once and doesn't seem to be aging!

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#117119 - 12/22/07 04:22 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: OldBaldGuy]
Blitz Offline
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Originally Posted By: OldBaldGuy
"...Who are all these late night girls on the TV that want me to call them..."

They are the women you momma warned you about...


Always went after those girls, I didn't know they were on TV, cool.

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#117121 - 12/22/07 05:14 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: JCWohlschlag]
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Well, if he needs to, i hope he got me what i wished for (mre's survivla galore)
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#117125 - 12/22/07 05:39 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Blast]
Ors Offline
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Originally Posted By: Blast
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I liked Ors answer, but it is built on the premise that it is a single operator. The laws of physics indicate this probably not the case, and instead direct us to it being a number of sleighs, with Santa just being the boss of the company.


I disagree with both Ors and Ironraven. Santa is obviously a singular being having the ability to go into a superpositioning state as described in the Copenhagen interpetation of quantum mechanics.

Especially if you're holding a grudge against a cat.

-Blast


I'm not familiar with the Copenhagen interpretation...was that part of the Skoal Doctrine?

Looks like I'll have to expand my mind there...

But really Blast, you gotta let this cat thing go. I mean, our puppy chewed up 3 Spec Ops Brand belts, chewed all the buttons off a brand new insulated flannel shirt, put a hole in a new henley...but I just learned that she needed something more puppy appropriate...like rawhides.

Then again, she's never randomly attacked me either...

But a piece of advice when using duct tape with cats...put some pre-wrap on first...wives really hate it when it looks like the cat honked off the waxer at the spa...
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#117126 - 12/22/07 05:49 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Blast]
wildman800 Offline
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I'm putting my lunch money on Blast's interpretation.
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#117129 - 12/22/07 09:33 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: wildman800]
Onedzguy Offline
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Registered: 09/29/07
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Santa is a gadgeteer. What ever he wants he'll pull it out of his bag.

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#117163 - 12/22/07 04:52 PM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Onedzguy]
Chris Kavanaugh Offline
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Santa is actually Chuck Norris. He doesn't need any gear.

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#117171 - 12/22/07 07:44 PM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
JCWohlschlag Offline
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Originally Posted By: Chris Kavanaugh
Santa is actually Chuck Norris. He doesn't need any gear.

Then why does Santa (Chuck Norris) give coal when you’re naughty? Wouldn’t he just kick your [bleep]?
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#117184 - 12/22/07 09:56 PM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: JCWohlschlag]
Chris Kavanaugh Offline
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Chuck Norris made the coal breaking boards.

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#117198 - 12/23/07 12:09 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
OldBaldGuy Offline
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Was his hair (and beard) raspberry colored when he did it???
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